How much is it & when am I charged?

It's dirt cheap! Each month we process your payment typically on the 1st of the month. If a payment declines, we send out an email notifcation and will re-attempt the charge on the 5th of the month. If it declines again, you missed the boat for that month. Shirts will go out around the middle of the month. This gives us time to prepare and ship all of the orders for our active members. You can track your orders online by logging into your account.

The membership fee is a low $30/month*. We even cover the shipping for orders within the United States.

*We charge an extra $3/month for XXL, 3XL and 4XL. If we are shipping your goods outside of the US, add another $15/month.

What exactly do I get as a member?

You get to be the talk of the town. Respected and awed by all those around you admiring your well traveled and worldly collection. You also get an awesome t-shirt every month featuring a different unique Honky-Tonk from around the world.

Shipping information:

We typically use USPS for shipping. This can sometimes vary based on where we are shipping it to.

What if I join after you already sent shirts out for the month?

If you missed the boat, you get left behind. Simple as that. These are limited edition shirts and are only printed one time. So quit procrastinating and join already!

How do I cancel?

Now why in the world would you do that? But hey, if you choose to leave your quest of building up a monumental collection of fine Honky-Tonk shirts from around the world, you can cancel by logging into your member portal and clicking the cancel button. You can start back up anytime.